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Jim the Guy

May 25, 2010

Hi. I’m Jim. I live in a trash can in New York, and I have a tough time getting a job. Last week, I tried to get a job at McRonald’s. They thew me into the trash can I live in now. I WAS kind of happy that I got new house, but I really wanted the job.

I jumped a train to Hoboken, which is great because I’m a hobo. When I got there, I went to The Hobo Pet to get a job. The manager said that if I could sell $600 of pets in one week, I had the job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My goal was to earn $3 in a year, but he says I can earn 6ยข an hour!!! I don’t get payed until I sell the $600 of pets, but I’m still happy.

Today I sold my $600 of pet!!!! The manager said that …

I GOT THE JOB!!!!!

So, now that I got the job, I’m going to work on my first day. Huh? WHAT DID YOU SAY???? I’M FIRED!!!??? WHY???!!!

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May 6, 2010

Well, apparently people like to poke me in school. If I knew who voted that, I will not be nice. People don’t like to learn all that much, though. I really shouldn’t have put that on. Don’t poke me. ME SMASH!!!!

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Jeremy and the Random Hobo

April 27, 2010

“I didn’t do it!” Jeremy exclaimed as his mom pointed to the hobo sleeping in the bathtub!
“Jeremy, how many hobos just jump into a house and take a bath!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?”
“That one!” Jeremy said, arguing with typical six-year old logic.
“Jeremy, don’t poke hobos with pizza. It’s impolite, not to mention that it’s a waste of pizza!”
“Hu hu hu HEY!!! DON’T YOU POKE ME WIT PIZZA YOU FREAK!!! I GOT MY FREAKIN’ RIGHTS!!”
“Jeremy, I told you not to poke the hobo.” Said his mom smugly.
Jeremy, as if you couldn’t tell, was very unhappy that he let the hobo sleep in the bathtub, but his mom didn’t need to know that. The hobo looked like he was about to say something, so Jeremy said:
“Hey, you should reeeeally leave before she starts freakin’ out.”
“Nah, I like dis place. I’m crashin’ here fer a while. Cin I get a drink??”
Then, out of nowhere, an alien materialized and vaporized them.

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I LOVE MY DUCKS

February 19, 2010

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ME

February 3, 2010

Hi, my name is Calvin, and I’m 12 years old. I go to Kennedy Middle Schol. I play baseball and basketball. I play baseball in Babe Ruth, and baketball for Kidsports. I play shortstop in baseball and post in basketball. I have brown hair, and brown eyes. I’m 5’3 and have size 8 feet. I have a brother, and live in a three story house. I’m in 6th grade, and in a class that forced me to write this.